Saturday, October 29, 2005

The solution to global warming.

The Obesity epidemic has set us forward by years in the realm of global warming. Colonic emissions are destroying our atmosphere and we have little but the golden arches to blame. My partner in crime wrote an excellent piece on this recently.
I intend to offer the solution that many have already found. WE HAVE TO PREVENT EXCESS FARTING. Beyond killing snarkhunt.......more must be done. And the solution my be in your very cabinet. Yes, you too can eat whateva the fudge you want and not contribute to global warming through nasty E. coli induce methane excretions. How, you ask? Well, many have already come to the solution. Please see here for a few of our creativity winners in the fight to stop global warming.

Thank you for your time and let me know how the disimpactment goes.

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