AND WHAT?

I jib off mountains biatch!

The solution to global warming.

The Obesity epidemic has set us forward by years in the realm of global warming. Colonic emissions are destroying our atmosphere and we have little but the golden arches to blame. My partner in crime wrote an excellent piece on this recently.
I intend to offer the solution that many have already found. WE HAVE TO PREVENT EXCESS FARTING. Beyond killing snarkhunt.......more must be done. And the solution my be in your very cabinet. Yes, you too can eat whateva the fudge you want and not contribute to global warming through nasty E. coli induce methane excretions. How, you ask? Well, many have already come to the solution. Please see here for a few of our creativity winners in the fight to stop global warming.

Thank you for your time and let me know how the disimpactment goes.

My better half and more frequent blogger

So the inevitable has happened....... Brittany, too, has joined the world of conformity and created a hot little number called mymuckaboutblog. Check it out while you're waiting for my lazy ass to put something in print.

The real picture

Recently I was accused of photoshopping a picture of me wakeboarding:

Edwardo said...
Damm everybody be having blogs and shizzle. Mike photoshopped that pic so it looks like he's jumping.

It is with great regret that I must admitt this is true. In response I have included the actual unphotoshopped picture for your viewing pleaseure. Sorry for the mixup.

Evil Nine is right

So I have reviewed a recent post by our friend Snarkhunt (whatever that means), regarding Evil Nine and their supremeness as wicked new tunes. At first, I must admit, I was a little skeptical. How couldn't I be? After all, this is the same reviewer that brought us Hatebeak and I Like Sex With Men. Nevertheless, Snarky and I go way back so I had to give the girl a chance.
Evil Nine is dark, wicked, and oh my god do I love this shizzle. With dark ass slow beats put to grungy hip-hop; I'm in evil music heaven.
Thanks snarks! Keep up the good work on the music front. You're about to pull yourself out of that parrot hole!

It's not frozen, but it'll do.

So this image is from a "piece" of a camera, but hopefully it will get the point across............ Wakeboarding is freggin' pimp. If you take the fins off the board it is closer to riding a snowboard on fresh powder than anything else I have found. Britt and I have been taking her dad's boat out on the lake and have recently picked up a wakeboard and a wakeskate (a wake board w/o bindings). Conclusion: I'm addicted. And more importantly, I have an out for that midsummer depression from lack of the white stuff. I'll try to hit a bigger wake next time and get a better pic of it. The hardest part is getting used to being pulled the whole time. It changes your center of gravity and messes with the balance a bit. Once you get it and get up though, it's money.
This blog is going to be so full of pics after new years......I can't wait.

Face masks and latex gloves

So THIS isn't such a retarded thing to be worried about. I find it easy to blow off such apparent speculative forms of media flatulence. After all, they have to fill the airtime and what is there to talk about with no hurricane around?
All that aside, genetic shift of the proteins on the outside of a influenza virus is a very possible and likely occurrence; and history tells us the 'big one' hits about every hundred years. So the idea of a huge bird flu in Asia 'shifting' and becoming transmissible from human-to-human contact is actually a plausible and scary probability. If this happens we could be looking at virus that can infect anyone (flu vaccine or not), and may kill up to 50% of those infected, with little concern for the previous health or age of the individual.
Conclusion: invest in fashion sensible face masks with matching latex gloves.