AND WHAT?

I jib off mountains biatch!

The solution to global warming.

The Obesity epidemic has set us forward by years in the realm of global warming. Colonic emissions are destroying our atmosphere and we have little but the golden arches to blame. My partner in crime wrote an excellent piece on this recently.
I intend to offer the solution that many have already found. WE HAVE TO PREVENT EXCESS FARTING. Beyond killing snarkhunt.......more must be done. And the solution my be in your very cabinet. Yes, you too can eat whateva the fudge you want and not contribute to global warming through nasty E. coli induce methane excretions. How, you ask? Well, many have already come to the solution. Please see here for a few of our creativity winners in the fight to stop global warming.

Thank you for your time and let me know how the disimpactment goes.

My better half and more frequent blogger

So the inevitable has happened....... Brittany, too, has joined the world of conformity and created a hot little number called mymuckaboutblog. Check it out while you're waiting for my lazy ass to put something in print.

The real picture

Recently I was accused of photoshopping a picture of me wakeboarding:

Edwardo said...
Damm everybody be having blogs and shizzle. Mike photoshopped that pic so it looks like he's jumping.

It is with great regret that I must admitt this is true. In response I have included the actual unphotoshopped picture for your viewing pleaseure. Sorry for the mixup.

Evil Nine is right

So I have reviewed a recent post by our friend Snarkhunt (whatever that means), regarding Evil Nine and their supremeness as wicked new tunes. At first, I must admit, I was a little skeptical. How couldn't I be? After all, this is the same reviewer that brought us Hatebeak and I Like Sex With Men. Nevertheless, Snarky and I go way back so I had to give the girl a chance.
Evil Nine is dark, wicked, and oh my god do I love this shizzle. With dark ass slow beats put to grungy hip-hop; I'm in evil music heaven.
Thanks snarks! Keep up the good work on the music front. You're about to pull yourself out of that parrot hole!